A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke. Please Read.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It'* time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that'* what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God .'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places .

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival .'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays .

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem .

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have .

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American or Canadian flag nor intend to .

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening .

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same .

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend .


So,I ask this my friends......

How many of consider ourselves rednecks???

I do and proud of it

Uhh, Scott, I know plenty of rednecks who don't follow many of those guidelines

I don't think "redneck" is the correct term in this case... Maybe, socially conservative?

i just might be a redneck.

ditto.

Sounds good to me. So I guess I'm Socially Conservative, and I already know I'm Fiscally Conservative. Boy, that was hard to figure out.

Where'd redneck come into this?

There'* a difference between redneck and white trash.

I still go with the foxworthy definition: a glorious lack of sophistication

Almost everyone falls into it at least part of the time.

I'll be proud to be a redneck under either definition.

No debates here..............

Are ya a redneck??? A simple yes or no will suffice

Hail Yea!

Whoops, sorry I missed this when it was first posted, I was doing a junkyard run and playing with guns. Now, you said something about rednecks?

whos got two thumbs and is a redneck? *thumbs at self* This guy!