How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop".
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT".
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.
If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin".
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star.
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy ya’ll" or "Hey Bubba".

UH OH! I just might be a hi-tech red-neck

Guilty of at least one, and not saying which LOL.

Thought of the EX when I read this one.........
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.

And willwren has got to be guilty of this one.....
If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.

hahaha, i'm guilty of two. one of them being that my laptop *alone* is worth more than my car

I guess this makes me just a regular redneck...