The 5th grade was your senior year.

Burping and farting in public means you're a man.

Everything running around in the yard is consedered food.

You take a bath when your dogs run from you.

Jack Daniels is one of the most admired persons ever.

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your pickup does.

You get your yearly haircut around Christmas.

The sale barn is your home away from home.

hehe, people who havent lived in the south or small towns have no idea how true a couple of those can be.

How about living in a 500 dollar trailer with a $3k plasma TV and satellite service?

Actually, that seems like the life to me... Just add a GP GXP to it and you're there

Seen it.

Or how bout a $500 trailer, $3k tv, and local antennae.

If I was single, that would be my life, minus the TV. Somewhere isolated and QUIET.

Now the shop out back, THAT would be the place to hang out!

But for some reason, the wife and kids have something to say about that :(

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You think family picnics are a great place to meet chicks.?

Ya don't have to be from the South for that to be true,just ask Vital49

Spmetimes those aplly to the New England roughneckes as well as the southern good ol boys.

my favorite.......

If you've ever emptied the bed of your pickup by driving backwards really fast and slaming on the brakes....

Come on, I know I'm not the only one

I've never done that, but I have cleared the snow out of it by using the car wash...

My wife came up with one for me one time. it was monday morning, after a really laxy weekend...

"If you consider Febreze as an alternative to doing laundry...."

Hey, I resemble that remark :? It'* also called a Polish shower.