I have a suggestion but you ain't going to like it, PInky....

????

I called and left a voice mail hopfuly he will get back to me....wait a second did bandit spell my name right???

WOW

now how come the rest of the club can't do it?

Well, bandit thought there was a U, so he left it out.

HA HA HA>>>>>>

got a bb gun?

The trees probably have a larva infestation and the squirrel is digging them up for 'lunch'.

hes cute. so let him do his thing. you wouldn't like it if he tried to stop you from doing something that you thought was normal, but he didnt

How about putting out fly paper with his favorite treat on it. To cruel. Ok, favorite treat and 1/4th of a sleeping pill. No. How about one of those fake owls !!

That squirrel is recreating an ancient Mayan ritual called 'Barkikus rubbicus crotchicus' where the village elders would strip bark from trees and then rub their naked ______ on it.

This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.

These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.







Any questions?