WTH is this squirrel doing to my tree?
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Originally Posted by willwren
That squirrel is recreating an ancient Mayan ritual called 'Barkikus rubbicus crotchicus' where the village elders would strip bark from trees and then rub their naked ______ on it.
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
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Originally Posted by willwren
That squirrel is recreating an ancient Mayan ritual called 'Barkikus rubbicus crotchicus' where the village elders would strip bark from trees and then rub their naked ______ on it.
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
I should add that had I gotten further into ancient Mayan rituals, and started discussing Barkikus Rubbicus Crotchicus Eroticus, I would have had to edit this topic title to PG-13.
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Originally Posted by willwren
That squirrel is recreating an ancient Mayan ritual called 'Barkikus rubbicus crotchicus' where the village elders would strip bark from trees and then rub their naked ______ on it.
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
This was done with squirrels (the central american variety) tied to the trees with their eyelids glued open with tree sap (forcing them to watch). The squirrels were later released (in a rather horny mood) and allowed to breed.
These Mayan squirrels migrated north over the next few hundred years and now populate North America.
Any questions?
I only have ONE question.....How is the hangover this morning? (I can only assume that by your posting an "awesome" answer like that, there MUST have been some consumption of spirits occurring 
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From: _Phoenix, AZ_ _WCBF '05, '06, '07 Survivor_ ____NEBF '07 Remnant___
Originally Posted by willwren
Beer transitioned to Vodka. Had to get a new bottle yesterday, cuz driverjohn will be here tomorrow. So I 'tested' it.
Test was very succesful.
Test was very succesful.
Back to the squirrel. I can only assume it was indeed gathering material for a nest. But, considering I live in the middle of the desert and squirrels are non-existant in my local area, I could be wrong.
