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Old 05-22-2007, 10:04 AM   #1
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I HOPE it'* not a repost. Hope atleast some get a good laugh


A 3-year-old boy examined his ********* while taking a bath.
Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:05 AM   #2
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LOL Nice
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The ladies will have a ball with that one

No pun intended
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LMAO!! Thats a gem!
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LMAO!! Thats a gem!
x2

*no pun intended
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Quote:
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LMAO!! Thats a gem!
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I get it "family jewels"
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Now, isn't that the truth? That was great and you're right. I'm a women and I loved it
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