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Old 01-28-2005, 08:04 AM   #1
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in little red sports car an was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde'* driver'* license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like? She finally asked. The policewoman replied. " it'* square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. Here it is, " she said. Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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Ha ha ha.

This is a "double blonde" joke.
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hahahahahahahaha
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ha ha ha ha
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I hope you didnt make that one up
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ive heard that one b4 but it was still good
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ERRRRRRRR...............
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we still got another 11months to go in this year so Im sure there will be another one soon.
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