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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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A three-year-old little boy was examining his ********* while taking a bath.
"Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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Am I supposed to laugh?, 'cause I can't think when I'm sitting down...
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
No, that means you have mush for brains. LOL
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
No, that means you have mush for brains. LOL
Good One MOM too funny
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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Good one
I guess that means when they have a vastectomy (sp?) they are actually having a lobotomy.... j/k
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?
Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Melissa
Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?
Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!
He didn't.
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Originally Posted by Baileyjack
Good one
I guess that means when they have a vastectomy (sp?) they are actually having a lobotomy.... j/k
Deb
That was awesome
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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Melissa wrote:
fuelforthesoul1999 wrote:
LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?


Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!

He didn't.
Bill'* right, I checked my ********* before I posted it. It'* definitely oversized....
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