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Old 01-25-2006, 12:34 PM   #1
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A three-year-old little boy was examining his ********* while taking a bath.
"Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:53 PM   #2
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Am I supposed to laugh?, 'cause I can't think when I'm sitting down...
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
No, that means you have mush for brains. LOL
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that means I'm a genius....?
No, that means you have mush for brains. LOL
Good One MOM too funny
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Good one
I guess that means when they have a vastectomy (sp?) they are actually having a lobotomy.... j/k
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?
Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?
Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!
He didn't.
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Good one
I guess that means when they have a vastectomy (sp?) they are actually having a lobotomy.... j/k
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That was awesome
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LMAO, that'* actually the funniest thing I've heard from you.

If ********* are brains, and if my ********* are oversized, does that mean I'm a genius....?


Nice try Fuel! LMAO! That'* priceless if you ask me!

He didn't.
Bill'* right, I checked my ********* before I posted it. It'* definitely oversized....
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