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Old 12-26-2010, 10:25 AM   #1
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Default Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

I have never heard of the stinking crap before.....very nasty. Read with caution

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’* Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my *****.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
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wow.... I just had to look at her picture to see if i would have.................... NOPE
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wow.... I just had to look at her picture to see if i would have.................... NOPE
Had to look also...I'll see your NOPE and I'll raise it a HELL NO!
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Old 12-26-2010, 12:59 PM   #4
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Had to look also...I'll see your NOPE and I'll raise it a HELL NO!

Not even at knife point. Not enough beer to drink her pretty.
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...told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
I wonder if she knows that you need to give a little <hose things out>, before you take a little.
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Well, I'm going to take our 3 professional opinions above to heart and save the wear and tear on my eyes. What a heck of a story. I'm sure there is more to it that we will never know.
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yea... she isnt to pretty...lol
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HAHAHAHAHA If I saw that crossing the road, I would pull a Uturn... and head the other way !!


Speaking of twisted News... Did you hear about the substitute teacher busted for mmmmm pulling one off at a Florida Walmart haha.. I think we need a twisted news section
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I can only picture you WOT'ling through the situation Stealth. Not sure the Forum is ready for a Stealth style Howard Stern Section. We have a twisted Section already. It'* called RedLightDistrict. Your always welcome to make that a little more interesting.

You say you can't see that Section??? Must be your not a Supporter. hehehe
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I looked before I read the replies here... I feel a little sick. :(
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