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Old 02-18-2010, 11:07 PM   #1
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A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter'* saw.

The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop ! Stop ! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband'* hand and said......
"Nope....You are! I'm just gonna burn down the Barn!!!"
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:11 PM   #2
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Evil I tell you.
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no thanks i'll just burn with the barn
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holy he!! john
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Holly crap! I've met her!
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so that means you don't have a...
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Sounds like something MY wife would do.
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That would explain the Prius.
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That'* gonna get you...

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Yah, I know. But he will be ROFL when he does it.
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