tata

Saying:
"Yo. Those clothes are young as ****."
Telling people they look stupid with super tight stuff on.

I'm all over it like white on rice.

Go **** yourself and have a nice day.

I'm really very sorry, you seem to have confused me with someone who cares.

!---lmao, ok ok, i'll stop bein dumb.---!

How fast art thou bonneville?

psh

you call that fast? check my LN3.

!--And probably somethings I use everyday.--! "NO, WiFi does not mean your laptop will work everywhere" and "no sir, burning does not mean actually lighting the disc aflame." and "no, laptops are not submersible, oh you did, oh ok, so what will you be replacing it with?"

are you this nice to everyone?

1.) Bite me!

2.) And I look as though I care?

3.) Whatever works

4.) Sweet!

LOL, omg, how did i forget bite me?!?!? wtf?!

1) What the ****?
2) Jesus ******* Christ
3) You got to be kidding me!!
4) Niiiiiiice

Durka Durka Durka

"do you have to try to be this stupid, or does it just come naturally?"

"anyone who thinks there is good in people hasnt worked retail."

"life sucks, but its better than the alternative."

i would have to say:

"If it ain't broke, you ain't trying hard enough"

"If you've done something right, no one will know you've done anything at all"