I've come up with 2 recently that seem to fit most circumstances...........

1- It'* hard to be disappointed in some people if ya don't expect too much from them.

2- Don't complain about the problem,become part of the solution.


What'* yours?????

"its my first time"

"gotta be"

"thats an optional part"

Yep Yep yep yep yep yep yep

oooooooooh.......Booooooooonnevilleeeeee

DAMMIT!

1. The best laid plans of mice and men (often go astray)

2. In theory this should work

3. Here'* your sign

"man thats faster then my car!!"

"I have to get a SSEi"

"I WANT BOOST"

Mine is "Who else is using my Musikladen AVATAR!" Betcha don't even know what musikladen is

"Uuuhh, The line for the short bus is over there."
and lately
<cough> <cough> <cough> Uhhhnnn, I think I'm <cough> Dying. oooowwww<cough> <cough> Honey, come join the fun!

I'm old enough to know better but still to young to care"

"Yippe ki yay mother ******"

"Tombstones don't talk back"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"A friend will bail you out of jail, a real good friend will be sitting in jail with you saying "man that was fun"