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Old 06-01-2003, 02:57 AM   #11
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So my friend was fed up with being hit from behind (it happened 3 times already). So in his shop class he milled an inverted "I'm a DUMB-***" die stamp and painted it to match his car and he put it on his bumper. Sure as rain he was rear ended again when i was with him. We were laughing so hard we could bairly breath when we got out and we saw a PERFECTLY imprinted "I'm a DUMB-***" on (what was) a really nice chrome bumber. I think it taught him to pay a little more attention, he got ripped on by the whole CITY....It was SO hilarious seeing that guy for the next week on the roads until he replaced his bumper.... hehehehe....the trauma of repairs was worth every minute of it....
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LOL, i think i may do that now....
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lol or how about this one??

letting a (now ex) bf drive your car because you feel sick, and then when he turns to go into a parking lot at night, he turns into the wrong driveway, has his neck bent back for a MUSTANG (of all pieces of #@%$#....or maybe it was a girl?) and HITS THE HUGE *** ISLAND at like 20kms...so pop goes the rim and i was driving the wheel upside down to go straight for the rest of the ride bent a strut, rim, new ball bearing....needless to say it was the first and last time he ever drove it. Poor Wood was only 1 month old to me then...as(*&%
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The damage isn't that bad, but there'* a 5 inch rut carved into the front left corner of the bumper, some spider web cracks in the plastic and paint. i am sure I could fix it myself, but I want the car perfect, so I am getting a new bumper cover. I'ts gonna be about $350 in parts.

The bright side is, since I'll have a spare, I am going to work that ram air scoop idea I've been toying with on the old piece. I may even use the part as a template for a carbon fiber casting, or at least an enhanced air dam with better brake venting as well.

Got to make lemonade when life deals you lemons, right?
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