VALENTINE RHYMES
Originally Posted by Miami
We could start our own list of horrible Valentine'* Day stories...
Like my infamous one where I was laying there in my bed (alone), trying to think of anything but the sounds of my roommate and her boyfriend....so I could fall asleep......and it had gotten quiet and I was thinking "yay"....and then the roommate wandered into my bedroom to ask me if I knew how to heat up her chocolate body paint without burning it...
Like my infamous one where I was laying there in my bed (alone), trying to think of anything but the sounds of my roommate and her boyfriend....so I could fall asleep......and it had gotten quiet and I was thinking "yay"....and then the roommate wandered into my bedroom to ask me if I knew how to heat up her chocolate body paint without burning it...
By telling them to heat it up in the microwave
for 3-4 minutes. And got some sleep while they
were gone to the hospital for 1st degree burns
on their @$$.
Originally Posted by AD Bear
Originally Posted by Miami
We could start our own list of horrible Valentine'* Day stories...
Like my infamous one where I was laying there in my bed (alone), trying to think of anything but the sounds of my roommate and her boyfriend....so I could fall asleep......and it had gotten quiet and I was thinking "yay"....and then the roommate wandered into my bedroom to ask me if I knew how to heat up her chocolate body paint without burning it...
Like my infamous one where I was laying there in my bed (alone), trying to think of anything but the sounds of my roommate and her boyfriend....so I could fall asleep......and it had gotten quiet and I was thinking "yay"....and then the roommate wandered into my bedroom to ask me if I knew how to heat up her chocolate body paint without burning it...
By telling them to heat it up in the microwave
for 3-4 minutes. And got some sleep while they
were gone to the hospital for 1st degree burns
on their @$$.
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