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Old 02-10-2004, 06:54 PM   #1
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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme
with the MOST romantic first line... but the LEAST romantic second
line.

1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'*
empty and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That'* why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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thats great
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Valentines Day sucks
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Valentines Day sucks
Seconded, but those made my holiday better already...lol

--Christine
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I could care less about the "Holiday", but to keep the missus happy, I got us Joe Diffie tickets for that night.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That'* why I always wake up screaming.
Now that'* a winner!
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Perfect! Seeing as Valentine'* Day generally bites the biggie anyway...a lot of the decorations are kinda fun tho...
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http://fvday.home.att.net/ theres a site for ya if you among others had that day
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We could start our own list of horrible Valentine'* Day stories...
Like my infamous one where I was laying there in my bed (alone), trying to think of anything but the sounds of my roommate and her boyfriend....so I could fall asleep......and it had gotten quiet and I was thinking "yay"....and then the roommate wandered into my bedroom to ask me if I knew how to heat up her chocolate body paint without burning it...
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