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Old 08-09-2006, 08:33 PM   #1
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb, but all men.....are men.
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Ummmmmm, .... A repost of the Boss'* thread 3 months ago

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John...

I dunno whether to commend you on not losing your memory ...or not being senile enough to remember....ROFLMAO

Good tag on Haro though.. ya PWNED him.
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just got the email from my mommy
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Like I tell my threrapist Bill, I didnt kill any brain cells over the years ... they are just rearranged in a peculiar sequence.
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