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Old 05-04-2007, 04:03 PM   #1
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IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice, at the casino.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men
are men.

GUILTY!
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NICE! Too bad that only works for hot women
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You hoping to see ugly chicks naked?
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You see one naked woman.....





You pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em!!

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As my dad once told me,

"They all look the same in the dark."
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You see one naked woman.....





You pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em!!



LMAO
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You hoping to see ugly chicks naked?
I meant because guys can't cheat that easily
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