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Old 04-22-2005, 10:01 AM   #1
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Top 10 Things You'll never hear a man say:

10. Here honey, you use the remote.

9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That'* one movie I gotta see!

7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.

4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let'* watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore
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and now for the Women...........

Top 10 Things You'll never hear a woman say:

10. What do you mean today'* our anniversary?

9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".

5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.

2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!
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Here'* the visual difference -



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True for the most part. hahahaha I'm guilty of all EXCEPT for #2,3, and 9. I would never pay $300 for a dress OR a purse. Now- I would pay $180 for a purse but I have my limits. I make investments into purses on sale that I later sell on Ebay and get most of my money back
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True for the most part. hahahaha I'm guilty of all EXCEPT for #2,3, and 9. I would never pay $300 for a dress OR a purse. Now- I would pay $180 for a purse but I have my limits. I make investments into purses on sale that I later sell on Ebay and get most of my money back
Yeah - "Investment"

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True for the most part. hahahaha I'm guilty of all EXCEPT for #2,3, and 9. I would never pay $300 for a dress OR a purse. Now- I would pay $180 for a purse but I have my limits. I make investments into purses on sale that I later sell on Ebay and get most of my money back
Yeah - "Investment"

It'* true!!! I bought a purse for $120 and turned around and sold it on Ebay for $150 plus shipping. That is an investment!!!
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how old is that list? melrose place hasnt existed for years
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how old is that list? melrose place hasnt existed for years
doesnt matter you still wouldnt hear a man say it.
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Wow, never watched melrose place and have no idea who that antonio guy is. i know brad pitt since he was in top gun....or was that the other dude? yea, tom cruise. ok, so who the **** is brad pitt and antonio bandana then?
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