The proctologist called...they found your head

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody but me,"

Heart Attacks...God'* revenge for eating His animal friends

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself

Hang up and drive!!

Welcome to America... Now speak English.

my fav. "my kid can beat up your honor student"

Some fvorites I've had on vehicles:

Cowboy Foreplay: Get in the Truck

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

I brake for hallucinations

I brake for the hell of it

So many pedestrians, so little room in the trunk


I'll remember more later I'm sure...

"Lifes to Short to Drive a Dodge"

ken

Help fight gun control by using both hands

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield

--Christine