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Old 09-28-2004, 10:43 AM   #1
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What are some good ones that you've seen? A friend emailed me these this morning:


Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting - - - Will They Quit Stealing?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me - - I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God'* Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE
CHANGED - - - - AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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I've seen a couple of those. Good stuff

I'm sure you've seen the "I [heart] my dog" and things similar but the one I like the most is "I [club] my wife".

I'm not a wife beater or anything but I find that very funny.
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or the: I miss my wife, but my aim is improving
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"I think your village is missing it'* Idot"

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

"Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick"

and the stupidist one of all

"Vote Kerry 2004"



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funny bumper stickers
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"I missed my wife, did you get her with the door?"


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If you're gonna ride my A&&,at least pull my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got this car for my wife,great trade huh??????

Watch for brakes,LAWYER on speed dial!!!!!!

Don't tailgate,I'll flick a booger on your windshield!!!!!!!

Keep honking,I'm reloading!!!!!!!

Support your right to keep and arm Bears!!!!!!
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Check the brake light...



Hi, I don't care. thanks
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can someone explain this to me?

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