> Things To Ponder (or not)
>
> 1. Can you cry under water?
>
> 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping,"
> now I just "chunky dunk."
>
> 3. How important does a person have to be before they
> are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
> have branches?
>
> 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but
> it'* only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where'* that extra penny going
to?
>
> 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>
> 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
> figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
> called a hearing?
>
> 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
> put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> 12. How come we choose from just two people for
> President and fifty for Miss America?
>
> 13. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
> he/she call?
>
> 14. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to
> wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
> clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
>
> 15. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
> life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
> 16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
> realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
>
> 17. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all
> fall off.
>
> 18. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in
> school, but they can in prison?
>
> 19. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
> would have started with something called la bor!
>
> 20. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
> live forever.

i particularly like the one about if the world didn't suck...

Good post. Just what I needed today! Thanks for the laugh.

why do we drive on a "parkway", and park in a "driveway" ?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

A parkway is a road with parking on both sides, a drive way used to be a long road to a house, I don't know anyone with a driveway, only parking spot infront of their houses.

What happened to all the people that tried Preparations A through G?

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

Why do they call them Apartments when they're all stuck together?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.