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Old 02-28-2007, 10:44 PM   #1
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it'* only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where'* that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan'* Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it'* outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it'* in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog'* face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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LMAO Dont feel bad Jim, I did it too!!
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Yep, I sang em
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Ba Ba Black Sheep has the same tune too.
Go on, try it.
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Yep, I sang em
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
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I've said this one before on here....

Why do they call it "taking a crap"?? I mean it'* not like ur taking it anywhere.
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haha that was funny.i sang the songs and then i said...wait a minute..
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