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Old 07-08-2005, 11:56 AM   #1
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it'* worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians.... It creates a hostile work environment.

MARTHA STEWART
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she'* behind bars. O. J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, Robert Blake, and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too; but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her *** off to jail."
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MARTHA STEWART
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she'* behind bars. O. J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, Robert Blake, and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too; but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her A$$ off to jail."
Those were good but the Martha one was too fricken true.
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Carlin should run for president, he'* not just smart he'* funny too
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