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Old 01-27-2008, 11:40 AM   #1
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
Says he to himself: This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two kilometres an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189."
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JMH1950 thank you so much for saying this joke! My dad told me this joke just a little differently ( mph ) when I was little bit younger ( only 19 ) and loved it when I was a little kid, and been trying ton figure out how the joke went and when I asked my dad he forgets!

hahahahhaha I love that jjoke for some reason lol

Thanks once again!
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JMH1950 thank you so much for saying this joke! My dad told me this joke just a little differently ( mph ) when I was little bit younger ( only 19 ) and loved it when I was a little kid, and been trying ton figure out how the joke went and when I asked my dad he forgets!

hahahahhaha I love that jjoke for some reason lol

Thanks once again!
I got that joke in my email this morning and couldn't help but think of the old lady in her Caddy on Hwy 18 yesterday morning.
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JMH1950 thank you so much for saying this joke! My dad told me this joke just a little differently ( mph ) when I was little bit younger ( only 19 ) and loved it when I was a little kid, and been trying ton figure out how the joke went and when I asked my dad he forgets!

hahahahhaha I love that jjoke for some reason lol

Thanks once again!
I got that joke in my email this morning and couldn't help but think of the old lady in her Caddy on Hwy 18 yesterday morning.
hahahhahaha yea I can think of a few people with this joke lol
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