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Old 02-15-2010, 07:50 PM   #1
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer'* broken."
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Good One. I dom't mind being used as a egg timer. lol
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You need to work on that Kevin.
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Mrs V is still cackling.
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Reminds me of the question: What does a sexually satisfy woman say?

response down :
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Heck if I know, I'm always asleep by then....
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Good one Kevin!
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Oh my.....who tagged this?

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HAHAHAHA. Thats a good one Kev
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Good One. I dom't mind being used as a egg timer. lol
I'm more like a grilled rib steak timer...heat it up, sear it, nice and slow for 7 minutes, roll it over, sear some more and pour the coals to it for another 7 minutes.
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