A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact, " Janet ... Janet... ."

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That'* wonderful! What'* it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it'* off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch, you'd be proud - lots of greens another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it'* back to golf course again. Then it'* more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."

Good one.

too funny

That was good.......well played