Reasons you should buy a new car:

Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places

Instead of an airbag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel

You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped

15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days

When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?”

Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to steal the “Club”

While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt

No.... No Tracy... No!

Doug, how did you know she was talking about you?

More reasons:

You lost the wind-up crank.

You now have to go to museums at night to get parts for yours.

The stereo won't play loud enough to cover the noise of the two remaining cylinders and lost exhaust system.

That'* the third cell phone you've lost this week through the holes in the floor.

It must be my sixth.... or maybe even my seventh sense. You know, a guy never really knows why he knows everything. He just does.

I think you stumbled into the wrong thread. Here'* where you need to go:

For Those Who Know It All

I contracted J Wik to type all the answers out for me. I'm simply to busy to do it myself.

Another way you know you need to buy a new car..... It'* got an emblem representing a ram on it.