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Old 12-28-2003, 04:26 AM   #1
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Ma is outside hanging up the laundry, when she hears Pa in the kitchen. Ma walks in and says, "Pa, get out there and fix that there outhouse." Pa says, "All right, Ma." Pa walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Ma, there ain't nothing wrong with this here outhouse!" Ma says, "Yes there is, put your head down in the hole." Pa says, "I ain't putting my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Well you're gonna have to if you're gonna fix the problem!" So wearily, and to avoid further debate, Pa puts his head down in the hole and hollers, "Ma, there ain't nothing wrong with this here outhouse!" Ma hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Pa goes to lift up his head and then starts hollering, "Ow! Ow! Ma, my beard'* stuck in the cracks in the seat!" "Yeah, Pa, aggravating, ain't it?" Ma hollered back.
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Remember the old Ma and Pa Kettle movies?
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I've never sat through a whole movie, but yes I do dammit :(
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Remember the old Ma and Pa Kettle movies?
I'm only 23, but I've seen more than a few of their movies. Always worth seeing again. Pa just F'n ruled!
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"Ow! Ow! Ma, my beard'* stuck in the cracks in the seat!" "Yeah, Pa, aggravating, ain't it?" Ma hollered back.
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