I just had the most bizarre thing happen at work! A gentleman walks in with a younger woman following closely behind him. As he walked through the door he quickly turned around and shut the door on her and locked it. He then sat at my desk and was laughing about it. I thought he was just joking around with her. We watched her out the window and he laughed and I didn't think anything was wrong. He then asked if we had a back door and I said yes. He then went out the back door and I stood there and watched him while I was thinking this was a little extreme for a prank. I went back to the front door to unlock it and opened it to find her standing there. I told her he went out the back door and she took off running. She came back a few minutes later to see if he'd returned and told me that the man was an alzheimers patient. I thought I was going to have a heart attack to find out I aided and abetted his get away. He seemed lucid enough.

They found him about 15 minutes later luckily. I also found out that he was my bosses cousin. Geesh!! My boss left early and happened to call in just as all this was going on and then I had him yelling at me "Didn't you know that was my cousin??? You've seen him before..." I'd only seen this man maybe 4 times in 6 years. I see so many people everyday I can't keep track of who they all are. What a day!!!! I'm ready to get drunk.

That'* what Friday'* are for but,I'm saving my drunk for tomorrow night

Yikes! At first, I thought this was going to be a good joke and was waiting for the punchline.

Have one on me...I'll owe ya.

Tell him to shove it up his ***.... *****. It'* not your job to know every extent of his family. What an *******....