Anyone have a memorable note left on their car?

I do. When we were in college, my significant other lived in a sorority with limited parking in the area, so I always parked in the same rental spot that I never ever saw another car in. After a few months of never getting a ticket, I find a note tucked neatly under my wiper:

"Hi. I'm Katy. This is my spot. I routinely find your big white car in my spot. I recognize your need to park in front of the slutty sorority across the street from my apartment. But I need you to recognize the fact that I pay for the spot. I realize, as it seems you do, that I rarely need to park there myself, and simultaneous need for my spot has only occurred a couple times thus far. That said, I have not had your car towed yet because it is the ******* holiday season. So move your god damn car and never park in my ******* spot again. Thank you and have a merry ******* christmas and a happy ******* new year. Katy."

only note i got was from the night watchman in our trailer park telling me not to park in the street :?

I dont get any notes, however I find myself leaving a few copies of this every once in a while:

http://www.jillsjokeline.com/mm.html

I always keep a stack in my wallet. Its also effective.

The only time I've can remember finding a note on any of my vehicles when when one of my trucks blew it'* engine. It was sitting there in a puddle of "blood", and someone left a note complaining about where I "parked"....

Someone wrote I *heart* u in the dust on the trunk of my car in the high school parking lot


never actually found out who....

When I did furniture deliveries my helper put a note on the passenger side of the truck that read "Driver has no pants"
I was wondering why the girls in Durham NH (a college town) were smiling when my truck drove by. :?

In past years trucks and SUV'* got me some notes, whether it was good or bad. The only thing the Bonne got me was a empty beer bottle on the windshield one night....at least they didnt smash it in.

Yes, but it was memorable in a different way

*in the dust on my tailgate* "Tina"

My mom thought it would be funny to write that. Everybody in town thought my name was tina.

I got a "Security" warning one night at a restaurant parking lot. Said I left valuables in clear view.



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