The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.

"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it
into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

i would have freaked after i found out it was a shredder

Its tough being the new guy sometimes
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I think I know where workplace violence stems from