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Old 08-14-2006, 03:35 PM   #1
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer, and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy *** neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."


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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer, and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy A$$ neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."


Well, whadaya know... Me too!!!

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Just wait 'til Tracey see that one
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Well, whadaya know... Me too!!!

Dam you, you're just too fast!
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Why don't ya tell them how you worked on your car...lol

Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..
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Why don't ya tell them how you worked on your car...lol

Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..

And how it was right after the "Use me, I'm dirty" quote....
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