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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 01:53 PM
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not in their bed..

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look
for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip
of his coffee......

'What'* the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into
the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a
chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....

'I would have been released today.'
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 04:32 PM
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Horrible, but freaking hilarious!!
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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that'* great
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:02 PM
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Hehehe. Mrs V just shook her head. Which means it was hilarious......... for us menfolk!
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:18 PM
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My wife started laughing and then asked me if that is what she was in for in 20years i said no
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:20 PM
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I've never been married over 7 years.........
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:21 PM
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check to see if the wife is looking before you finish
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:37 PM
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30 Years of Marriage have taught me to position the back of my computer chair to the wall.
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:39 PM
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good tactic see them coming and watch them leave
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