Men Do Remember Anniversaries
 

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not in their bed..

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look
for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip
of his coffee......

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into
the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a
chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....

'I would have been released today.'

Horrible, but freaking hilarious!! :w3

that's great:rofl:

Hehehe. Mrs V just shook her head. Which means it was hilarious......... for us menfolk!

My wife started laughing and then asked me if that is what she was in for in 20years i said no:w3

I've never been married over 7 years.........

check to see if the wife is looking before you finish

30 Years of Marriage have taught me to position the back of my computer chair to the wall. :w3

good tactic see them coming and watch them leave