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Old 06-10-2006, 11:19 PM   #1
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Black and White

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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ill answer her question.

because his life is over.
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ill answer her question.

because his life is over.
Ow, thats gonna hurt when the wife see'* that...LOL
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Well after thinking long and hard for a serious response, all I can say is -
Ghetto Pants.
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