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Old 11-22-2005, 12:38 PM   #1
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Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a
crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in
Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to
have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't
climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what'* a climax.

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see
them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see
them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you
see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe
exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how
you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to
think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not
to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your
only thought.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things
with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO
your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf
score.

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay
inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay
inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it'* time to clean
the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and
doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and
Vaseline.
Marriage- You only leave the house when you're
allowed
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I can identify more with the lust ones. Oh my!
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Love, Lust and Marriage
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a
crowded room. Yup

Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in
Pennsylvania. Yup

Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to
have kids. Yup

Marriage- When the bank owns everything. Amost. More like she owns everything

Marriage- When.... uh.... what'* a climax. Yup

Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you
see them. Yup

Marriage- When you listen to talk radio. Nope

Marriage- When just getting through the day is your
only thought. Yup

Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf
score. Don't golf, but I get what it means

Marriage- When a rainy day means it'* time to clean
the basement. Yup

Marriage- You only leave the house when you're
allowed Way to freakin Yup
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Love, Lust and Marriage
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a
crowded room. Yup

Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in
Pennsylvania. Yup

Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to
have kids. Yup

Marriage- When the bank owns everything. Amost. More like she owns everything

Marriage- When.... uh.... what'* a climax. Yup

Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you
see them. Yup

Marriage- When you listen to talk radio. Nope

Marriage- When just getting through the day is your
only thought. Yup

Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf
score. Don't golf, but I get what it means

Marriage- When a rainy day means it'* time to clean
the basement. Yup

Marriage- You only leave the house when you're
allowed Way to freakin Yup
You poor thing! You make marraige sound like a bad thing. It makes me appreciate being single.
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Love, Lust and Marriage
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a
crowded room. Yup

Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in
Pennsylvania. Yup

Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to
have kids. Yup

Marriage- When the bank owns everything. Amost. More like she owns everything

Marriage- When.... uh.... what'* a climax. Yup

Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you
see them. Yup

Marriage- When you listen to talk radio. Nope

Marriage- When just getting through the day is your
only thought. Yup

Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf
score. Don't golf, but I get what it means

Marriage- When a rainy day means it'* time to clean
the basement. Yup

Marriage- You only leave the house when you're
allowed Way to freakin Yup
You poor thing! You make marraige sound like a bad thing. It makes me appreciate being single.
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