THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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Re: THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Originally Posted by Gumball
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
There'* some people i know that wish it was Halloween all year long
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Re: THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Originally Posted by Gumball
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. But you may not get something you like and if it'* too little we don't want it
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. Isn't that how sex works??
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. Sex is the same if you find someone uglier than you are
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. Mom always said to said to be polite
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Kinky isn't bad
2. Less guilt the next morning. If you have guilt then it wasn't that good LOL
and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
This is how my neice met her husband
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. But you may not get something you like and if it'* too little we don't want it
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. Isn't that how sex works??
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. Sex is the same if you find someone uglier than you are
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. Mom always said to said to be polite
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Kinky isn't bad
2. Less guilt the next morning. If you have guilt then it wasn't that good LOL
and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
This is how my neice met her husband
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