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Old 08-24-2007, 10:29 AM   #1
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A VOICE FROM THE BACK PEW

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher'* family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher'* salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman'* additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said. "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it,
we wear rubbers."
And the congregation said, Amen."
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The little old lady never fails...
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AMEN!
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Little old ladies rock!!!!!
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Little old ladies rock!!!!!
then you'll get a kick outa this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1965
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That'* tooo funny.
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..and th caption..."OMG! The pic of when I was 21 worked! He'll be here this weekend. Oh I hope hes a naughty boy!"


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