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Old 06-13-2003, 05:31 PM   #1
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So here I am at work going through my inter-office mail, when I come across a large evelope marked Human Resources. Hmm, wondering what it was since no one else got a similar envelope and I never get something from HR. Open it up pull out the papers and there staring right back at me is piece of paper with "Notice of Temination" written at the top.
My heart stopped and nearly fell sideways out of my chair. Now I thought "Why didnt I get a visit first? This is something told to your face around here." So I call up the HR lady and she tells me that I'm not getting fired. PHEW! Turns out one of the engineer dorks got his hands on a Termination Notice and thought it would be a funny joke to use on someone. His Mustang convertible is going to get filled with packing peanuts later this summer.
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one of our foreman got a dead skunk put in his car in the middle of summer. just a thought.
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ohhh....you'll look back on this one and laugh Seth...but not for a while. Sure, packing peanuts, dead fish in the hubcaps, rotten fruit taped to the underside of his desk...good times
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You should pour milk all over the interior of his car!!! Once that sets in, he'll never get the smell out!!!
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Banana'* up the exhaust!
That guy was up to no good today. He also changed the Production Manager'* computer to print at another building. I'll probably find out more nasty tricks he pulled on Monday.
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Saran wrap around his car , over the top and under and over the doors, use like 3-5 rolls and he will never get his doors open.... I did this one to a teacher in high school.
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you could cover his windshield and windows with melted candle wax
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poop under the door handles is a good one. Make sure you are wearing gloves when you do it...

ive also heard of people putting syrup on the car, that is a B*tch to get off.
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if you have changed your supercharger fluid (if so equipped) save that and pour it down their defrost by their windsheild... I bet that would smell BAD for a long time. I saved my old */C fluid just for this reason.. if anybody pisses me off bad enough.. lol.
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the best one ive ever done is a hummingbird in a lunchbox, funny as hell when he opened his lunchbox and that bird flew out. he about had a heart attack
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