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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one I just had another fight with the little woman.”
Oh yeah?”said Charlie “And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.
“Really,” said Charlie, “now that’* a switch! What did she say?”
She said, “Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-***t !!

I got one as well...

Three friends go on a wonderful skiing trips. They arrive at their hotel and find out they don't have enough beds for three of them. So the guys reculantly agree to share a bed. Later that night, they go to bed. The friend on one end wakes up and realized he had a fansatic dream so he wakes up the other two buddies and tell them this..."Guys, I just had the most awesome dream, I dreamt I was getting a *censored*" The buddy on the other end said he had the exact same dream. So the two buddies look at the last one in the middle, the middle one said "Well I did have an awesome dream, I dreamt I went skiing donw a wicked mountain...."

LMFAO at Cody'*!!!!!!

omg. thats funny.

Bubba'* joke was hilarious!!!!

I got another one

Two midgets both decide to buy two hookers for the night. They and the hookers go to a cheap motel and buy a room next to each other. The first midget "Bill" goes in the room with the hooker. Bob and the hooker are at a loss of what to do.. so they just watch tv. Suddenly, Bill hears grunting, footsteps, moaning, heavy breathing, thudding next door. The next morning, Bill asks "John" what the hell went on next door, John said "What things?" Bill said "I heard all kinds of good noise..." John said "Oh that, I was just trying to get on the bed, the hooker wouldn't help me up..."

that sounds about right (The original joke on the page from Bubba)