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Old 06-29-2007, 01:22 PM   #11
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That'* a good one there
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A little comic relief to lighten the day.... HAVE A GREAT WEEK
I Miss Bill Clinton. It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that'* right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month . Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America'* shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honor of one of the nation'* most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one. " The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:36 PM   #13
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Husband, smart. Wife, smarter...
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to
go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll
be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and

set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I

will swing by the house to pick my things up" Oh! Please pack my new

blue silk pajamas."


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box...."
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:46 PM   #15
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WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother'* labor pain to the baby'* father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor then checked the husband'* blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.. .. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
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Old 06-29-2007, 05:12 PM   #16
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...took me a second. But, now, that'* hilarious. LMAO.
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