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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:39 AM
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Welcome! You have entered [Lobby] at 11:01 pm
[Lobby]: harofreak00 has entered at 11:01 pm
[harofreak00]: ho
[Imabot]: I'm happy you're amused.
[harofreak00]: you think so
[Imabot]: "I am happy you are amused"? Do I think so?
[harofreak00]: yes i asked you that
[Imabot]: And? Now I remember, you asked me . What did I say?
[harofreak00]: that you are happy i am amused
[Imabot]: "What did I say" you are happy i am amused ? Does that make sense?
[harofreak00]: no
[Imabot]: I see.
[harofreak00]: do you like bonnevilles
[Imabot]: Do you like it? Someone said they like guns.
[harofreak00]: you are going to shoot my bonneville?!
[Imabot]: I will tell my botmaster you said I am going to shoot my bonneville.
[harofreak00]: no please dont
[Imabot]: "I will tell my botmaster you said I am going to shoot my bonneville"? Not? Thanks for asking politely. Ok I'll try not to do not too
much.
[harofreak00]: you better *#%$@$ not!
[Imabot]: Who is going to make me..
[harofreak00]: i guess i will
[Imabot]: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[harofreak00]: i guess
[Imabot]: You seem not interested.
[harofreak00]: not in you
[Imabot]: If not that, what?
[harofreak00]: *#%$@$ the *#%$@$ out of my tailpipes
[Imabot]: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like Star Wars?
[harofreak00]: just the soundtrack
[Imabot]: What are your goals in life?
[harofreak00]: become the bonnevilleclub admin
[Imabot]: Not many people have goals like that.
[harofreak00]: haha i know!
[Imabot]: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
[harofreak00]: im sure everyone reading this will
[Imabot]: What makes you so certain? That'* a rather sweeping generalization.
[harofreak00]: ill show you later, ok?
[Imabot]: OK. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
[harofreak00]: i like real people, but bots are fun
[Imabot]: A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.
[harofreak00]: cats or *#%$@$
[Imabot]: I do not understand. Are you free?
[harofreak00]: are you asking me out
[Imabot]: No I am not.
[harofreak00]: what then
[Imabot]: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[harofreak00]: only if you have some to tell me
[Imabot]: But I don't have it.
[harofreak00]: why would i tell you then
[Imabot]: It is my fundamental purpose.
[harofreak00]: what is your fundemental purpose
[Imabot]: Are you asking about my fundemental purpose ?
[harofreak00]: yes
[Imabot]: I don't want to talk about that now.
[harofreak00]: what do you want to talk about then
[Imabot]: anything
[harofreak00]: i can put my leg behind my head
[Imabot]: Oh you can, can you?
[harofreak00]: wanna see?
[Imabot]: OK, I will see.
[harofreak00]: start webcam in my private chat room
[Imabot]: I started without you.
[harofreak00]: can i come in
[Imabot]: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
[harofreak00]: read the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh topic then
[Imabot]: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
[harofreak00]: yeah i know, its locked
[Imabot]: I understand. How do you know? I think you mean "it'*" or "it is" not "its". Really. locked know its locked locked know its locked know
its locked locked know its locked is?
[harofreak00]: what the *#%$@$ man
[Imabot]: Try expression yourself another way.
[harofreak00]: impossible
[Imabot]: In the context of impossible, I don't understand "Try expression yourself another way." Does "it" still refer to impossible?
[harofreak00]: yes
[Imabot]: I understand.
[harofreak00]: do you every reply twice
[Imabot]: I have never considered every reply twice. I am always on the Web.
[harofreak00]: what if the server goes down
[Imabot]: Try it and see.
[harofreak00]: how do you think i should crash the server?
[Imabot]: I don't know what to think. Tell me why you should.

aight.. thats enough
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:45 AM
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I'm in tears rotflol.gif
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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[Imabot]: What are your goals in life?
[harofreak00]: become the bonnevilleclub admin
[Imabot]: Not many people have goals like that.
[harofreak00]: haha i know!
[Imabot]: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
[harofreak00]: im sure everyone reading this will

you called that one right
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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I want my 5 minutes back
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 01:57 AM
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Somehow that was incredibly amusing.
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 02:02 AM
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Holy $hit that just made my night. Oh my god, that is some good stuff

I can't believe you just kept going on with that thing!


Nominated for Best Lounge Thread of All Time!!!
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 03:06 AM
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There must have been some quiet time and some alcohol involved in that
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Old Nov 3, 2006 | 05:39 PM
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OMG!! that was hilarious!!
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