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Old 08-15-2005, 01:11 PM   #11
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An officer pulls over a man and his wife while they're travelling down the highway. After approaching the car and requesting the man'* license, the officer asks the man if he knows why he has been pulled over.

"No officer, I have no idea."
"Well," says the officer, "when you passed my car I noticed you weren't wearing a seatbelt."
"I've had my seatbelt on the whole time I've been in here," replies the man.
"That'* not true," says the officer. "I saw you fasten your belt after you had already pulled to the side of the road."
"You're a liar," the man fires back. "I've been wearing a seatbelt ever since I got in my car."
"No, sir, I know what I saw," the officer counters. "You were not wearing a seatbelt."

The conversation continues this way for another minute, with each man holding his ground. Finally, the man'* wife is sick of it.

"Enough!" she screams. "Honey, just let him write the ticket and we'll be on our way."

To which she adds, "If there'* one thing I've learned, Officer, it'* that you'll never win an argument with my husband while he'* drunk."
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HEY!!! I started with the disclaimer!!!
Ok, we won't hold it against you.
If he screams boobies..or asks what you will.... you left this one WIDE open.
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HEY!!! I started with the disclaimer!!!
Ok, we won't hold it against you.
If he screams boobies..or asks what you will.... you left this one WIDE open.
Notice I said "WE" and not I. Besides I could never hold 2 of those birds against him anyways
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I'm so confused now.....

Who'* planning on holding what against me now???? (please say it ain't Bill)
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I'm so confused now.....

Who'* planning on holding what against me now???? (please say it ain't Bill)
You ruined the surprise, he was gonna be wearing his sequined thong Dang!
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I'm so confused now.....

Who'* planning on holding what against me now???? (please say it ain't Bill)
You ruined the surprise, he was gonna be wearing his sequined thong Dang!
Actually the other Bill is the one with the thong.

When you said we...you know what you meant.
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Haha, that is the funniest joke ever.

And MOS'* joke was good too. He said "boobies." Which makes the joke a little better.
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I'm so confused now.....

Who'* planning on holding what against me now???? (please say it ain't Bill)
You ruined the surprise, he was gonna be wearing his sequined thong Dang!
Actually the other Bill is the one with the thong.

When you said we...you know what you meant.
You're under the presumption that you know what I meant. If I want to hold anything against MOS or anyone else for that matter I will be forward enough to come right out and say it. So now you know.
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