http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830

wow

That is funny. I one time got a letter from the Chicago Police Department of Hit and Run stating that I had been involved in an accident and left the scene. When I went down to the station the officer asked me some very strange questions like "Is that your natural haircolor, what color is your car, have you had it painted lately, etc" I pointed to the car out the window and then he placed a phone call to the person accusing me of this crime and said, " I have to owner of this car and she is not a blond haired mexican girl and she doesn't drive a blue car it is a yellow Monte Carlo"

They dropped the charges.