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Old 08-03-2010, 11:02 PM   #1
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Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her :

'Grandma, what'* that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It'* called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex. ***It'* called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy'* mom wants to talk to you.'
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Yes they do know everything. She just used her response last, so that is the most likely one she is going to remember.

Funny still however
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Hahaha, I wasn't expecting that. My grandmother wouldn't ever say that to me, not that I would ever ask or anything.
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haha yup Jimmy'* mom is probably preeeeety mad
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For some reason I'm picturing the movie Stepbrothers.
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