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Old 01-09-2008, 05:08 PM   #1
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie'* eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie'* eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it'* about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it'* virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, 'Fill it with water.'
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hahahhah thats a good one!! never heard of it
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I'll be "borrowing " this one tomorrow
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i heard a diff version of same joke...
gotta love it!!!
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