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Old 09-13-2004, 04:05 PM   #1
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Only in Texas...... A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver'* license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He'* a smart aleck when he'* drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Aww Man. That state trooper swore he wasn't going to tell anyone about that.
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LOL, That sounds plausible....
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all i have to say is wow
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that'* funny.. I think Dame was the guy in the trunk


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that'* funny.. I think Dame was the guy in the trunk


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I can't speak spanish.... Well, I can curse at you, But that'* it. And I'm know for being in the backseat anyway.... :pimp: LOL
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