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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
> mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling
> around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they
> saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
> then slide back together again.
> The boy asked, "Paw, what'* at?" The father (never having seen an
> elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that
> in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
> walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number
> above the walls light up sequentially.
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
> and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The
> father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
> "Boy...go gitcha Momma..."
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