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Old 01-25-2006, 06:42 PM   #1
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Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend! pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.


Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone'* attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!
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You DID wipe down the card with antibacterial cleaners right?
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Thats the 'best' chic joke I've heard here, thanks Tracy
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