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Old 01-25-2006, 06:05 PM   #1
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A guy walks into a Doctor'* Office and gets examined.

After putting his clothes back on he says,

"Wwwell wwwhat is it, DDDoc?"

Doc says, 'Well, it'* your ***** ...

It'* about a foot long, and all the downward pressure is putting a strain on
your vocal cords.

Guy says, 'Wwwhat cccan we dddo?'

Doc says, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.'

Guy says, 'Ddddo It!'

The guy has the operation and three weeks later,

he comes back into the Doctor'* Office and says ...

'Doc, You solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore;

but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it
anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don't care if I have to
stutter, just put it back on!" ...

...The Doc says, "Nnnnope. A-a dddeal'* a ddddddeal!"
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T-t-t-t-that'* F-f-f-funny!!!
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I stutter.

Yer all banned.


:P

Seriously though I stutter.
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